Trumping the Pledge of Allegiance

Donald Trump’s supporters like to wave flags. But they are not always American flags. In the news and in my own community, I see more Trump flags than Stars and Stripes. Despite thousands being loyal to it, I don’t think the Trump flag has a formal pledge like our American flag has. So I took the liberty of writing a pledge of allegiance to this flag for them.

I pledge allegiance to the flag

of Donald Trump and MAGA.

And to the personality for which it stands.

At all costs.

Despite what anyone else says.

That is all.

You’re welcome. I’m open to suggestions and revisions.